so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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