I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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