i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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