But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
