sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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