i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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