at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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