Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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