how do flat chested girls get laid?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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