There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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