dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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