I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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