This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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