btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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