D3 body, D1 cock
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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