I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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