you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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