I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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