my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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