woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Its about making memories worth repressing
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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