Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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