Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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