i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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