um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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