just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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