You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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