Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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