if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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