is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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