SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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