Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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