Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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