True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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