are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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