i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
