Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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