i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She's the barista slut.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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