We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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