I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
