Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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