I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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