so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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