yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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