Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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