my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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