I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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