Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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