I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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