just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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