last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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