I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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