shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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