Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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