it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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