I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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