Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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