pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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